Waddapak

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sigbin

SIBIN SIGBIN

A legendary, rat-like cryptid is known to be quite lucky, however when angry it brings misfortune.

Weapon of Choice: A Bath Towel
Likes: Protecting Mother Earth
Dislikes: Non-biodegradable Plastics and Pollutants, such as Pretentious, Plastic-coated People

Sigbin uses its bath towel to keep itself dry and clean. When necessary, Sigbin soaks the towel in water to use as a whip, stinging callous people to jumpstart their nerve endings to feel something again, like the human condition of suffering.

 

 

sunoy

KAHOY SUNOY

A totem bird related to the celestial rooster that crows continuously until Judgement Day.

Weapon of Choice: Feather Duster
Likes: Courtesy, Cleanliness
Dislikes: Rude actions

Sunoy strives to keep a clean mind, clean body and a clean house with its feather duster. Though it would not stoop low to cast slurs and swear-words, it is not above to use its feather duster to give a good thwacking and allergies and maybe the bird-flu to those of diseased minds.

 

 

tikbalang

PAKANG TIKBALANG

A shape-shifting horse of legend that’s generous to the good, malevolent to the malicious

Weapon of Choice: Hammer
Likes: Peace, Respect of Personal Space and Privacy
Dislikes: Noise, Empty Promises

Tikbalang tends to be proper and quiet, enjoying its privacy and territory. When certain ignorant or inconsiderate people intrude in its peace with actions that offends its propriety, it takes rapid action by knocking sense into hard, empty skulls with its Hammer.

 

 

sarangaySUNGAY SARANGAY

Beastly Bull-guard that protects what’s precious from those that would only abuse with their greed and pride.

Weapon of Choice: Its own head.
Likes: Good traditions, moral values and honor
Dislikes: Twistings and distillations of the Good Truth, Cowards

Of the Four Waddapakers, Sarangay is the most hard-headed regarding certain things and not so open to unnecessary changes. It doesn’t tolerate the attention-grabbing actions of cowards who wave red flags for exhibition, these Sarangay charges at and runs down, pointedly delivering a head-butt of sound sense and sensibility.